Presidential Appointees (In No Particular Order)

Jeff Sessions: Looks like Alfred E. Neuman, thinks like John C. Calhoun.

Steve Bannon: What stupid people think a smart person ought to sound like.

Betsy DeVos: A government-run education system will never be able to produce the amount of ignorance this country needs.

Jared Kushner: Once you grab the right one, hang on.

Mike Pence: The Taliban had some good ideas.

Michael Flynn: Die Politik ist eine bloße Fortsetzung des Krieges mit anderen Mitteln.

Andrew Puzder: You do want fries with that.

Rex Tillerson: Extreme unction.

Reince Priebus: Not being careful what you wish for has consequences.

Neil Gorsuch: There are only two crimes — existence, which is a misdemeanor, and presence, which is a felony.

Tom Price: Don’t get sick. If you do, die quickly.

Scott Pruitt: The cabin doesn’t leak when it doesn’t rain.

Ben Carson: You have too many neurons. I can help you with that.

3 thoughts on “Presidential Appointees (In No Particular Order)

  1. bystander February 11, 2017 / 8:44 am

    I’d really like to tweet this out. Attribution w/link? Attribution, no link? Tweet, no attribution, no link? Or, Hell no to any such idea?

    It’s clarity is brilliant, really. Utterly depressing, but brilliant.

    • William Timberman February 11, 2017 / 10:19 am

      Grazie! Do with it as you will. Everything I write should be considered in the public domain, especially when I steal from everyone from Alan Grayson to Carl von Clausewitz.

  2. bystander February 11, 2017 / 10:32 am


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