The title for this, the first of what I hope will become a continuing series of posts, is from an interesting 1983 movie called Spacehunter, Adventures in the Forbidden Zone. In it, a 15 year-old Molly Ringwald, playing an abandoned feral child on a distant planet, says to her would be non-rescuer, at least as I remember it, “Feed me nibbles, take me wheeling, and I’ll track you to the Zone.”

God bless centuries of Chinese cooks, and the Internet on one of its better days!