MaxiMe: Donald Trump
Toadies-in-Chief: JD Vance, Marco Rubio (NB: In the end, there can be only one)
Secretary of Manly Prancing: Pete Hegseth
Director of National Stupidity: Bill Pulte
Éminence Grise: Stephen Miller
Patient Zero: RFK Jr.
Barely Useful Idiot: Kash Patel
Press Here: Katherine Leavitt
Chief Heddahopperin: Laura Loomer
Not the Wartime Consigliere: Ivanka Trump
Ambassador to the Courts of Lost Causes: Jared Kushner
Cryptonomicanoe and Bagman Too: Elon Musk (ret.)
Vanilla Ice: Markwayne Mullin
Extraordinary! Love it. I bow in your direction.
Fun must be had, no? (“They say ‘sing while you slave’ and I just get bored. Oh, I ain’t gonna work on Maggie’s farm no more.”)
omg these are great!
If I may add to the list:
Secretary of Edufuckation: Linda McMahon
Oh, yeah! How could I have overlooked that onet? 🙂
Politics, they tell me, when done properly, is a collective enterprise. As RAI (Raditelevisione Italiana) used to say at the end of every broadcast back in the 60s, “Vi ringraziamo per l’ascolto.” (We thank you for the listening.)
But even more for the brilliant addition!