Turns out Elon Musk has TWO hats:
For visiting Washington, DC:
Trump Was Right About Everything
For visiting Magdeburg, Sachsen-Anhalt:
Hitler hatte in allem Recht
Turns out Elon Musk has TWO hats:
For visiting Washington, DC:
Trump Was Right About Everything
For visiting Magdeburg, Sachsen-Anhalt:
Hitler hatte in allem Recht
MaxiMe: Donald Trump
Toadies-in-Chief: JD Vance, Marco Rubio (NB: In the end, there can be only one)
Secretary of Manly Prancing: Pete Hegseth
Director of National Stupidity: Bill Pulte
Éminence Grise: Stephen Miller
Patient Zero: RFK Jr.
Barely Useful Idiot: Kash Patel
Press Here: Katherine Leavitt
Chief Heddahopperin: Laura Loomer
Not the Wartime Consigliere: Ivanka Trump
Ambassador to the Courts of Lost Causes: Jared Kushner
Cryptonomicanoe and Bagman Too: Elon Musk (ret.)
Vanilla Ice: Markwayne Mullin
No, Donald Trump won’t succeed in pulling the temple down on his head when he goes, as Samson supposedly did, but with any luck he will terminally embarrass the priests of American Exceptionalism, who’ve attempted since our founding to ban all history not in service to their myth. If the United States of America has been remarkable for anything, it’s been for its aspirations rather than its achievements, and no one has made that truth more inescapable than Donald Trump, the emperor of all the filth our apologists have tried, since our Constitutional Convention, to sweep under the rug of their self-righteousness.
Does Donald Trump have any idea what’s meant by the wages of sin? No, he doesn’t. He does know from years of experience, though, that no matter what anybody says, it can’t have a goddamned thing to do with taxes.
Donald Trump has been capering before the gates of hell for decades now, and Satan still won’t let him in.
The only thing that’s saving Trump’s attack on Tehran from more apt comparisons to Pearl Harbor is the observation that the Khamenei regime was an order of magnitude more odious than his own. The fact remains that Trump likes taking things that don’t belong to him or to the United States, including the lives of innocents. He needs to go.
On a scale of one to ten, ten being the most comfortable, how comfortable are you waking up to the news that Pete Hegseth has just started WWIII?
Republicans: MAGA! MAGA! SIS. BOOM. BAH!
Democrats: Well….
Independents: (sic) Where’d you hear that?

Also to Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Sundar Pichai, Satya Nadella, Larry Ellison and Son, Marc Andreessen, Peter Thiel, Jensen Huang…and a partridge in a pear tree.
I hate to say it—and this is the first place I’ve said it publicly—but my personal doomsday clock for how close MAGA-style Republicans are to getting the civil war they’ve spent the last 40 years jonesing for is telling me that it’s now about 2 seconds to midnight. The inhabitants of the great cesspool at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue should be well pleased. The rest of us can only repeat what every previous victim of the human impulse to carnage and destruction has long since been forced to acknowledge. Knowing what’s coming has never saved anyone from disaster except those with the means to escape it. Einstein made it through the last world-wide cataclysm. Anne Frank and Sophie Scholl did not.
